In your hands is 50 GRIT PASSIVE a textured bath towel so heroic, you'd swear it too was forged in the heart of a dying star. This capeless vigilante obliterates dead skin cells, clogged pores, back-ne and keratosis pilaris. We haven't even talked about how it increases blood flow reaching the unreachable parts of your body and nails three-pointers; making it powerful in life, yet unstoppable in death. Equipped with a gentle side and a coarse side - this hypoallergenic scrub towel is infused with ultra-fine binchotan charcoal powder to absorb oil and impurities, rendering it antibacterial and antimicrobial. You'll get bare shook at how 50 GRIT PASSIVE beats your ingrowns with a bike chain in the most kitten-gentle way.
50 Grit Body Exfoliator, Passive
Step 1: Have a fine-ass bod (DONE!)
Step 2: Wet with water, lather with pH balanced body shampoo and commit at least 60 seconds to daily buff the temple that is your body (skip labia, penis, testicles or the gossamer skin on your delightful face). OR raw-dog as a dry brush
Step 3: Rinse 50 Grit and hang dry. Replace every 60-90ish days. Stretches in length over time
Step 4: Exit shower, pat-dry your silky smooth body. Follow up with a selfie or two.
